May 31, 2012   79,128 notes
  • how my mother works
  • me: mom i got all A's
  • mom:
  • me: mom i cleaned the whole house
  • mom:
  • me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
  • mom:
  • mom: is this your cup on the table?
  • me: yes
  • mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight
May 31, 2012   1,138 notes

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May 31, 2012
tonight dinner. Chicken BLT. :)

tonight dinner. Chicken BLT. :)

May 31, 2012   14,093 notes

the only straight i am is a straight-up bitch

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

this is my blogging face

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May 31, 2012   1,314 notes

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finding-syzygy:

okay this is kind of awesome.

i know all those places. sometimes i feel a little fort wayne pride

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May 30, 2012

something I hate

more than anything is when people flirt with me hardcore. like if we have never met and I don’t know you…then you should probably not flirt with me because chances are…I don’t like you back. It makes me feel awkward and uncomfortable. Just talk to me like a normal person. ugh.

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